Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.
Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!
Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!
by arkumheartless December 22, 2012
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
by Saulman500 March 22, 2024
by StuckIntheSound February 04, 2023
A person who will laugh about ANYTHING and when I mean ANYTHING I mean ANYTHING. Tbh, they act just like me. It's a funny/painful experience to keep up with lol.
A class clown is someone that has a huge amount of confidence (but some might just be conceited).They are the ones that make students laugh to get attention. It is class clowns that are well known and sometimes even part of the popular kids. They tend to have a bit of a vendetta against teachers or those of higher authority.
As soon as a teacher leaves the class clowns are the ones who will go berserk
As soon as a teacher leaves the class clowns are the ones who will go berserk
Your father doesn’t always look like it but he was quite a class clown in his days. Source: theidioms.com
by MikeTheGoat May 16, 2023
Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.
The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Carson: Did you hear that Xander fucked an xxl bitch
Austin: yeah he’s on some serious clown behavior
Austin: yeah he’s on some serious clown behavior
by Rangers and Monkeys October 16, 2022