mint hot chocolate

...is for nubs

Boselli is a nub for drinking mint hot chocolate

by yotangounegrandegatolosmipante January 28, 2009

Bye chocolate people

Family Guy-phrase used by Stewie Griffin and Joe Swanson for saying goodbye to their African-American friends Cleveland Brown and Cleveland Brown Jr. in the "Pilot" episode of The Cleveland Show".
Real definition: immature and childish alternative word for saying goodbye to people of African descent.
Slang: bye to people made out of chocolate.

Father 1: Goodbye, I'm gonna miss you, pal
Child 1, 2: Goodbye!
Child 3: Bye chocolate people!
Father's friend: I'm gonna miss you all!

by comedyyxet January 22, 2022

chocolate strawberry shortcake

to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake

tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

tokyo chocolate factory

while analizing an asian, she simultaneously defecates upon herself

i fuck this asian chick so hard, she shat herself, turning her ass into a tokyo chocolate factory

by quabtwabbler August 24, 2009

Chocolate Care Package

Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance

I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating

by SDC915 July 29, 2009

Chocolate Unicorn

When a woman is t-bagging a man, the man shits on her forehead.

Since she was kind enough to t-bag me, I turned her into a chocolate unicorn.

by Bville Devil June 15, 2010

chocolate smoothie

a blow job after anal sex

Kristen is crazy, she let me give her a chocolate smoothie.

by dickserect November 16, 2006