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Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.
Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
by McDoodles October 27, 2014
mugGet the Asshole Nodmug.

Asshole

"Don't be an asshole"
by DrAnonymous001 November 8, 2022
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

Pussy ass bitch. Or man who secretly has a vagina over compensatin with attitude and "game".
Wesley Leonard is such an asshole, like can you even.
by VycaQuimn June 8, 2016
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
mugGet the Asshole saltmug.

asshole

Oh youre an asshole
by uh69 March 15, 2023
mugGet the assholemug.

Asshole fireants

to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.
Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.
by BDBD14 October 9, 2021
mugGet the Asshole fireantsmug.

asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others
Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.
by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014
mugGet the asshole disordermug.

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