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by F0ckRite January 14, 2021
If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.
by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017
When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
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by MS. MUSHROOMS May 23, 2023
“Wow look at those super long toes, bet she has to open the window to sleep so they’ve got somewhere to go”
by Friend of long toe irina February 23, 2023