trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

Snake

A jackwagon who acts like a friend but is really a reptile in human form

Did you see Kaylee just say that about her sister? What a snake!!!

by Fishyfresh January 1, 2018

Snake

A person who is really annoying and frustrating. Someone who is always lying and trying to be funny. Common snakes are usually called Mitchell, Jonathan or Douglas.

"You're such a snake Jonathan."

by Jonkatron February 26, 2019

Snake

To steal

That bitch snaked my leftovers!

by Queenzeevee June 1, 2018

facebook snake

A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.

That persons a facebook snake,spying on me,but never speaks.Unless it suits them.

by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014

Snake

my ex

My ex is a snake

by Fbdbadfbsvasfbdfbzdf October 22, 2019