Sneaky Walking

Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.

"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."

by Drknite June 19, 2013

Dog Em And Walk Em

The act of doing a bitch-like female as dirty as possible then kicking her out

See how she posts titties for likes? Man, that’s why we dog em and walk em, no cap

by SwedWhede December 16, 2022

GRAVITY WALKING

Gravity Walking is a technique for efficiently walking on soft sand.

Gravity Walking is slightly leaning forward from the waist about 2-3 degrees in a relaxed state with a healthy arm swing when walking in soft sand and simply landing the forward foot to keep from falling instead of trying to push off from the back foot that inevitably slips backwards wasting energy .

by phenomenous1 December 01, 2024

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 01, 2010

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 25, 2020

Crutch Walking

Using crutches without using your feet, thus walking with crutches/ Crutch Walking.

Marvin was attempting the crutch walking marathon.

by JakBCrippled December 28, 2011

National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 02, 2023