beefy toes

Hey
I used to be fat

When I was fat my toes were fat

I'm in shape now
So my toes are beefy
I have beefy toes like batman and mr. incredible

Jack: DONT TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS!

Andy: But I've been working out

Jack: So?

Andy: So I have beefy toes

by Brad Nailer February 29, 2016

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Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

by JoshBryan December 23, 2018

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Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 08, 2011

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tic-tac-toes

A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.

Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).

by QuacksO November 14, 2024

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boat toe

When you aggressively analfucks a chick with your bigtoe. It must be done out on the ocean

1. Yooo! U should have seen the girl that just walked by!!
2. U mean har over there?
1. Yes! U know her?
2. yeah man. I totally gave her the boat toe yesterday

by Stuffedniggacrust July 27, 2019

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