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nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019
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Andy the nerd

Fucking god of the gods just above everyone and everything
by Andy the nerd October 8, 2020
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Spooky Nerd

A little lightweight weeb piece of shit that dates about 138 girls a week, He gets ever GF from Roadblox and Fortnite, and the way he does it is Fortnite dances
by Tecni246 August 9, 2018
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Nerd

A nerd is a highly intelligent being. They are smarter than average and enjoy learning about certain/all topics. And no, they are not all just people wearing tucked shirts, suspenders, glasses, button-up shirts, skinny jeans etc (while they can it is rare). Nerds come in all forms, athletic, ugly, pretty, fat, skinny, black, white, asian, strong, weak, annoying, you name it. Not all, but many nerds are a social outcast. A person i would associate this label with is young sheldon
John: hey nerd! do my math homework!
by dinner7 March 11, 2025
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Austin The White Nerd

smells like ass and gave blowjobs to get his gaming pc, he only play valorant and usually leaves to cook or pray in the middle of the game
Shut Your Dad Up! He's Being Austin The White Nerd!
by Ryuuu January 11, 2021
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Nerd

A Very intelligent Likeable Person Who is Probably Majored in Math or Science
A: What are you a NERD?
B: Yes I am
A:nice what are you Majored in?
B:Math
A:nice! I Hate Math!
B:Yeah Me too but My Parents are counting on me
A: Yeah you still better Then those Freak who wearing green T-Shirt with a smile on it
B:I heard they're complain on Steamer for making a Joke near a 16-17? Years old
A:Fuck those guys
by TF2enjoyer2008 February 24, 2022
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Bitch Ass Nerd

basically my friend Trey who drives a lifted dodge ram
"Trey you're such a bitch ass nerd with that gay dodge
by Ranch Enjoyer January 6, 2024
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