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schnauze donkey

Descriptive term used to define male homosapiens located in or around the Middle Eastern territories, to identify the first facial characteristic your vision is drawn to
Man #1 What flavor full body Armenian hairsuit did that schnauze donkey have on that complemented his Drakor Noir so beautifully?

Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
by inspector banana hammock May 11, 2018
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Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021
mugGet the Glass donkeymug.

Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.
Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!
by hjk909090 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Donkey Onionsmug.

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015
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Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.
What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.
by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018
mugGet the Donkey dickmug.

donkey

A sure footed graceful member of the horse family. Donkeys are oft thought to be stubborn but are smart and loving creatures. They excel at this such as jumping and carting but are not as good for western riding as speed is not on their side.
Travis: wow look at that girl jumping that pretty grey horse!
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.
by donkeyandsheepchick January 1, 2015
mugGet the donkeymug.

Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.
Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.
by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018
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