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Clown

You Are A Clown
by The Meaning Of Everything September 2, 2020
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circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose
The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.
by biggitylogos May 8, 2014
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Clown

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.

He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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This is the type of talking that occurs in organisations, typically, between Marketing and Finance departments.

Whatever is said is generally not logical or contains substance. The main purpose is for humour.
Let's stop the tomfoolery and clown to clown communication we need the financial overview for our marketing pitch by the end of today
by killymilly31 March 10, 2023
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Clown fetish

When a man and or woman finds a clown sexy, simple
“Hey ron, that clown has some big honkers huh?”
“You mean the horns right? YOU MEAN THE HORNS RIGHT?”
“No.”
“Clown fetish having bastard…”
by Pseudocinnamon April 25, 2022
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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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Bitchy the Clown

Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?

Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012
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