half-family

A single parent, may be a single-mom or a single-dad (though not a divorced parent)
It seems like there are too many children today who are raised in a half-family household.
by techyartsyman52 June 23, 2023
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half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk
Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars
by andre le midget December 26, 2020
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half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 07, 2020
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half-great-granduncle

My half-great-granduncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
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half-quarter

when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.
"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."
by George Leo August 15, 2022
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Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.
Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.
by Skank Bacon October 03, 2020
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Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom
Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!
by Jade Craze June 03, 2020
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