flying mattress

Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!

Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!

by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024

flying scrapbook

Female version of Flys eyes.

Judy is drunk - I hope she dosen't do the flying scrapbook again.

by Jack Clamount November 23, 2022

Flying Woodhasm

A furry flying creature that usually lives in the woods, but is also know to appear to those that wish for him on the night of the Sock Genie or Sock Djinn. it is also commonly used in the expression "I dont give a flyin' woodhasm!"

Doofus#1:Whats that up in the sky?
Doofus#2:I dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
Assfuck:"Its a Flying Woodhasm you fuckin doofuses! We wished for it last night from the sock genie! You guys are so stupid you should just go fuck your mothers!

by MelonBread August 11, 2008

Fly Fishing

The art of sending a message or request to someone and then removing it straight after they have seen it to get a response.
Similar to fish fishing.

I watched my friend message an attractive women on social media then, removed the messaged immediately after it was read.
I asked why did you do that?
He responded that he was fly fishing.

by The Fly Fisherman January 23, 2022

On the Fly

When you're in the action of intercourse, you spread your arms, and start making a flying motion with your arms, and cum in the girls mouth.

Daniel : Yo!! I just did an On the Fly on this chick!!

Justin : Wtf man, that is disgusting.

by Reo_Dog May 25, 2022

Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail

“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview”

by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024

Flying fuck

Something absolutely nobody gives.

The music teacher was teaching a lesson on body percussion, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about it, so I just zoned out.

by jeplunknown January 16, 2025