What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
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1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
My half-second-cousin is a good person.
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Mom-" Billy??"
Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"
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Mom-" Billy??"
Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"
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The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.
The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.
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Get the half daf day mug."Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
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