1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
by Thomas A. August 5, 2017

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

wife: dear, are you gonna put out the bonfire in the garage or should I call 911?
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?
daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?
daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??
by cosmofries November 13, 2011

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

My half-siblings is a good person.
by Sonyc September 22, 2023

Person 1: “dude that’s called a hit and run”
Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”
Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”
by Jaber2doodle June 9, 2025

