Scab Maxing

Scab maxing is when you cheese grate your penis until it bleeds and you let the scab crust. After it has crusted you peel the scab off and eat it. Thus gaining protein and enhancing penile size.

Yo Brendan I was just scab maxing yesterday it finally crusted, only for the lions.

by Breastmet Wazibara April 30, 2025

STANYOKO PRO MAX

Stanyoko Pro Max refers to a woman who embodies exceptional intelligence, confidence, and ambition, often exceeding expectations and achieving great things.

She's really moved on from that toxic relationship and is thriving in her career - she's a true Stanyoko Pro Max!

by streetbally January 17, 2025

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

Zeman maxing

When you are very strong in the gym and use this an excuse for your high body fat %

Stop Zeman maxing I don’t care if you bench 365 you are 47% body fat

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Max

A great guy who can eat a lot of Taco Bell. His Beamer probably has an oil leak, but that doesn't stop him from trying his best.

"Max's piss smells like Baja blast"
"Yeah that guys big as shit"

by XX GANGGANGKILLAZ5L XX April 30, 2025

Gasoline-Maxing

drinking gasoline as excessive amounts like the true sigma you are.

"Bro you sound thirsty.."
"IM GASOLINE-MAXING OK? I-"

by toastedrigatoni August 5, 2025

Max

They type of guy to make others feel great about themselves even though hes the saddest of them all. He makes alot of stupid mistakes that could have been avoided easily. He cares for all his friends as if they were family he will do anything for them to the point where he becomes under their control. if you find a Max keep him he's worth it!

your a total max.

by Tyler black July 23, 2019