When you have an extremely bad day, & you look really rough, and your hair goes wrong. and so does your make up. leaving you feeling really self conscious. :)
by EML94 October 28, 2009
Get the Bad hair & face day.mug. One with Flawless long hair, who maintains his/her feature and uses it to gain advantage over the average short haired male or female in any shape way or form, and who uses his/her wonderful hair to its full advantage.. 'Long hair, Don't care' is for anyone with beautiful hair; Not caring how you rock your hair because his/her's will most likely be more better and stylish.
by Tamer Bekir (Creator) February 15, 2010
Get the Long Hair, Dont caremug. by akldjsgdagkjahsdkj May 13, 2005
Get the love peace and hair greasemug. A woman that has short hair that seems to have a problem against every man. They usually blame all of the world's problems on men and are extremely feminist. Most seem to be lesbian while others just are a bit butch. Beware, no matter how nice you are to them... they will have a problem with you.
I didn't hold the door for that short haired power bitch so she start cursing me out in the middle of Panera Bread.
by VictimtoaSHPB August 27, 2011
Get the Short Haired Power Bitchmug. Observed disorder of human anatomy is a chronic condition known as Mexican Baby Hair (AKA MBH). MBH is a genetic disease that is not fully understood however it is predominantly seen in Mexican babies. MBH can be seen at the top of the human forehead where the first follicles appear as thin wispy strands immediately preceding the more traditional tuft of human hair. Although both male and female Mexican babies can inherit this disease, it is believed that 95% of recorded examples appear in female Mexican babies. Some astute scientists have argued that this disease should be renamed Female Mexican Baby Hair, however the acronym FMBH happens to be frequently used ghetto slang which stands for "F*** my
bodily health" which most feel would be highly confusing to certain ghetto communities. Therefore, MBH is the most widely accepted acronym for this disease. While the vast majority of those afflicted are actual Mexican babies, there are some Caucasian women who also suffer from this strange condition. If you meet a women suspected of having MBH, you may want closely inspect the area or perhaps ask her kindly to lift the front area of her hair for confirmation. Some unfortunate rumors have led to the belief that this condition is contagious. It is not. Some rural communities still believe this condition is contagious and have taken drastic steps to curb the spread by isolating the victims and
even imprisoning them.
bodily health" which most feel would be highly confusing to certain ghetto communities. Therefore, MBH is the most widely accepted acronym for this disease. While the vast majority of those afflicted are actual Mexican babies, there are some Caucasian women who also suffer from this strange condition. If you meet a women suspected of having MBH, you may want closely inspect the area or perhaps ask her kindly to lift the front area of her hair for confirmation. Some unfortunate rumors have led to the belief that this condition is contagious. It is not. Some rural communities still believe this condition is contagious and have taken drastic steps to curb the spread by isolating the victims and
even imprisoning them.
Hanna Ruth has Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) and should be jailed.
I saw a dirty homeless person hiding his Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) with a beanie.
I saw a dirty homeless person hiding his Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) with a beanie.
by Collin Ryan Ruth September 22, 2011
Get the Mexican Baby Hair (MBH)mug. Used to describe any hairstyle.
John Paul Jones hair always wins no matter what the odds.
If you touch John Paul Jones hair, it self-destructs, so don't touch it
John Paul Jones hair always wins no matter what the odds.
If you touch John Paul Jones hair, it self-destructs, so don't touch it
by Shane Casey March 21, 2008
Get the john paul jones hairmug. The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser
"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
Get the Fancy black hairmug.