Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.

"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."

by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020

Littel fucker

As if to lose in something and say hey you littel fucker

hey you littel fucker

by Assant July 31, 2022

Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.

Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.

by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019

Trucker Fucker

A person, usually a male in his mid 30s-40s, whos so obsessed with trucks that they would basically have sex with one.

P1: "Matt's such a trucker fucker."
P2: "I know right!"

by beeeeeeeebo0 December 4, 2022

Door fucker

Different from door sexual a door fucker is someone who is overly pleased from cutting a hole in a door a fucking the dorussy

David why is there a hole in my door Jax because I'm a door fucker 😐

by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022

Fuckered Out

The point at which you are too tired to fuck any longer.

Babe, I'm pretty fuckered out . Lets make some food and chill.

by keto September 15, 2015

Fucker

An r-rated or x-rated word for the term lovemaker.

Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023