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Word fucker

Someone who likes to take words and fuck them. I don't know what else to tell you.
That person is such a WORD FUCKER. They fuck words. Yeah.
by Jorclai May 17, 2023
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Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.
Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.
by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019
mugGet the Cabinet Fuckermug.

Lil Fucker

When you call someone a Lil Fucker it means your calling someone a short guy annoying as fuck or they are just so dumb you can’t explain it.
by MR RANDOM. November 26, 2024
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Apple Fucker

One whom fucks the apples.
Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.

Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
by itslilred September 6, 2021
mugGet the Apple Fuckermug.

mother bitch fucker

that one friend that spills your pop and says oops didn't see any faggs around had to fuck with you.
1. hey karl is a "mother bitch fucker"

2. this "mother bitch fucker" knocked over my damn hair product and broke it.
by itsdapussinator October 31, 2017
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Easter bunny fucker

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.
Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"
by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025
mugGet the Easter bunny fuckermug.

Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.
"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."
by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020
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