Brandon From Class

A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)

Wow that kid asked me to blow him but I thought he was straight, he's such a Brandon from class

by fcb^ May 11, 2016

you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

drink from the wallet

An action which implies that you drink any type of alcohol which has been poured onto your friend's balls before consuming.

"Oy Calum ye fat cunt!"
"What the fuck is up with you James you naughty twat?"
"If you call me a naughty twat again Calum, I'll fucking make ye drink from the wallet I swear on me mum"

by Calum McWalletson April 24, 2016

8 piece from kfc

A group of 8 African American men gang banging a person.

Be careful fam, you me and my homies will run an 8 piece from KFC on your ass.

by WhiteChocolateCarl April 26, 2016

Run from a fight

Fight, what fight? They said it was going to be a beatdown.

To run from a fight is what is going to happen.

by bushlight January 16, 2018

back away from the trough

Move the fuck away from a table/plate/food

Getting fat back away from the trough

by Fyrman907 February 1, 2018

crispd from a dist

When someone talks shit about someone else while the subject of the shit talking is not present.

Derived from "roasting," but specifically in reference to a marshmallow (hence the roaster's distance).

Person A: Damn where's Brett's hairline? Even Blues clues can't find it
Person B: Yo you just got Brett crispd from a dist!

by 2nd cousin February 9, 2018