Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up

My dad left me

by Goodperson+Badperson=ME November 18, 2020

Dadded

When you tell someone that you aren't mad or hate them, you're just disappointed in them.

Shack: I like Nitro and understand why he changed paths. I wish him well even if he hates me now because I'm still allied with WTF.

Nitro: I don't hate you because you're allied with offenders. Frankly I don't even HATE you, just really disappointed.

Shack: Don't dad me bro
Nitro: too late you've been Dadded

by Nitrøglycerin May 5, 2024

Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

by Amoss dad October 26, 2020

Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

dad

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

by gbanz March 17, 2024

Angel’s Dad

Some Vato from 18 Street who went to go get the finest bread from Mexico 7 years ago. Angel’s still waiting on that bread and for him to sign his birth certificate.

Angel’s Dad is gonna come back soon
Sike it’s been years

by Jake2798 June 17, 2018