boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

by johann1965 July 6, 2010

Sun Boner

People who go outdoors when it becomes sunny and warm out (Usually standing/sitting/playing in grassy fields).

Look at all the sun boners playing corn hole and frisbee.

by bobe dole May 2, 2013

Fecies Boner

The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.

CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."

Fecies Boner

by Aggressive Ass Play Lover July 25, 2011

inner boner

when a female gets a bonner inside the vagina wen turned on sexually

rob was givin his girl friend a female hj wen she got an inner boner

by sexyy chick May 13, 2009

Boner Vibe

Way too excited for anything, particularly a girl. But it can be used in any situation.

Rather than letting the girls come to him, Barney had major Boner Vibe when he was all up in the girls' faces.

by Never Boner Vibes January 27, 2011

boner massage

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.

Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.

by Real nigga boss June 1, 2014

Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick

Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!

by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019