gecko legs

Usually refers to a girl with deathly pale legs.

Wow, did you see that chick's gecko legs?
Yeah, how could you miss them? I should've worn sunnies.

by AndiGirl November 08, 2013

Chanko Legs

The state of having eaten so much Chanko-nabe that, due to an over flowing stomach, it has begun to fill up your legs, leading to lethargy and an inability to eat an early lunch the next day.

Travis: More like, are we ready to start that early Lunch?

Eric: whoa, you know i got chanko legs this morning. Cants be pounding down a big lunch

by notemderock May 03, 2019

Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."

by HarbingerOfDumb May 09, 2018

Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.

I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.

by Chinook17 August 11, 2022

Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold May 22, 2018

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 05, 2023

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker April 29, 2018