Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.

Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.

by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010

Jurassic Park Advent

Jurassic Park Advent is an annual seven-day celebration of dinosaurs and dinosaur-related media, particularly the Jurassic Park film series. It begins on the Saturday preceding the first Friday in April, and ends on the first Friday in April (Jurassic Park Day). It was created in 2013 by two sibling Jurassic Park enthusiasts from Wisconsin to celebrate the 20th anniversary theatrical re-release of Jurassic Park.

Common traditions during Jurassic Park Advent include throwing dinosaur-themed parties, watching the movies from the Jurassic Park franchise (or other dinosaur movies/programs), and sharing dinosaur-related content on social media. Friends and family will usually gather to watch the original film on the last day of Advent, Jurassic Park Day.

In 2016, Jurassic Park Advent will begin on March 26, and Jurassic Park Day will fall on April 1.

by JPAdvent July 12, 2016

trailer park champagne

A cocktail made from red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne

Hey bro... Let's get some blow, watch Scarface, and drink some trailer park champagne!

by Iceberg_Jim September 7, 2016

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

by RamonaX June 27, 2014

Learn How To Park.

Learn How To Park.

Seriously.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ Learn How To Park!

Learn How To Park... Or Else... You Don't Want To Know Trust Me

by Learn. How. To. Park. March 3, 2021

Trailer Park Snob

Someone who thinks they are better than someone else, even though they live in a trailer park.

"My friend is such a trailer park snob. She said her trailer was so much better than the trailer next door and that she only wears Jordache jeans."

by UKalltheway November 10, 2014

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010