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Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
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Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.
Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!
Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.
Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!
Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.
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