by Ishlovesdick September 13, 2023

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

by memelordraymund October 31, 2017

Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??
by poopcity July 22, 2010

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Example 1;
Person A: Hey B, do you think Sulley from Monsters Inc could be a Rap Monster
Person B: Yeh dude, he sick
Example 2;
Person A; Wow he raps hard and fast, he’s a rap monster
Person B; You think so?
Person A: Hey B, do you think Sulley from Monsters Inc could be a Rap Monster
Person B: Yeh dude, he sick
Example 2;
Person A; Wow he raps hard and fast, he’s a rap monster
Person B; You think so?
by A Rap Monster October 20, 2018

Is a person who turns into a paleolithic creature of dark properties in a quest for hunger of ween and or penis, and or cock.
by Doct3r February 19, 2018
