Christian is an interesting boy. He may not care as much about learning, but he does care about other things. Christian is usually a runner, both long and short distance. They like to try out new things and make friends with random people. Christian likes making long and complicated handshakes; it’s one of his specialties. Lastly, Christian has a good sense of humor, he doesn’t take things too personally.
Thing 1: that kid refuse to come to study session! He demands on going to cross country practice.
Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.
Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.
by heirofwords September 6, 2019
Get the Christianmug. 
Christian: hey baby girl
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A cutie patootie kattegrilling
Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?
by GalaxyAnusObliterator February 17, 2024
Get the Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermannmug. by Youhasbeenyeeted April 13, 2019
Get the Angsty Christianmug. He is very BIG, like moto moto big. His neo-pronouns are Nike and GA say them infront of your mom he has seen her before.
by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022
Get the Christian Nolanmug. Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.
by dale_smells July 14, 2024
Get the christianmug.