The Paris Hilton rule

The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place

Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies

by Danyeezy in da heezy January 1, 2017

Rule 34 of Gaming

If it exists, there's a shitty Tiger Electronics version of it.

Each system is essentially a Game and Watch unit consisting of a printed image behind a clear screen with an excess of static images that light up individually to simulate movement. And because Tiger was all about quantity over quality, they were essentially the Rule 34 of gaming

by OfclyGoodenough October 18, 2021

Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

by TheDickInFrontOfYou July 28, 2012

Revengeance: RULES OF NATURE

Rules of Nature Lyrics
Verse 1
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath

Hook
Rules of nature!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive) For a while
(No choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive) With their lives on the line
(No choice) Out here only the strong survive
Verse 2
What's done is done, survived to see another day
The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
"Ahhhh!"

Outro
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

Rules of Nature Lyrics
Verse 1
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath

Hook
Rules of nature!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive) For a while
(No choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive) With their lives on the line
(No choice) Out here only the strong survive
Verse 2
What's done is done, survived to see another day
The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
Ahhhh!

Outro
Rules of nature
Rules of nature
Revengeance: RULES OF NATURE

by man the man1 January 19, 2023

lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.

"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."

by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018

Internet rule zero

Rule 0 of the internet:Don't fuck with cats.

Garry: Hey! look at this stupid cat lol!
You (most likely):Internet rule zero, RULE ZER-OH

by Internet Rules 101 July 29, 2022

5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.

We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003