Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 25, 2021

Plum Tree

a tree full of sad discordians
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life

wow the plum tree is such a sad sight

by cody69420 October 11, 2021

Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 14, 2022

Tree

leaf your way through the door
I'm still standing
What a re-leaf
Looks like some barked up the wrong tree

One two tree

by What is life? November 23, 2021

wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

Coca Tree

When you put shit in your pubes and have a girl give you head. Putting shit all over her face.

I got that hoe with the coca tree last night.

by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

tree id

some fucked up person in nyc decided trees need ids

person 1: did you check it's id?
person 2: what the fuck is a tree id?

by nclguy01 October 23, 2023