High School

A form of inhumanity, believed to have been outlawed by the Geneva Conventions (See Hell). The longer one spends in a so called "Educational Facility," the worse the mental capacity, attention span, and overall health become (See Death). It is a common belief that once one is out of said facility, they are free to do whatever they wish. This is Bull Shit. The extended residence at one of these locations (See Failure) can lead to Suicide. Common side effects of high school include Insanity, Drug abuse and losing The Game. All in all, high school is a fate worse than Barney.

A) Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT! HE KILLED HIMSELF! WHAT HAPPENED!"
Person 2 - (shakes head) "High School"
B) High School Musical 3

by BEAST_modez January 19, 2009

The Bolles School

A rather expensive day and boarding school founded in 1933 with good academics and an EXCELLENT sports program. A great school to grow up in, just the right size. The middle school is somewhat clique-y, but in the high school, it's easy to be friends with everyone. Just put some effort into academics and get involved in some clubs or sports... you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime! Gorgeous campuses with attractive buildings and large, old trees. Kids here often have high expectations from their parents.

I love The Bolles School!!

by praderadeprimavera April 12, 2011

Safety School

A school which you apply to in order to make sure you at least go to SOME college, in case you get rejected from everywhere else.

-Dude, did you get into Stanford?
-No, but I got a full ride to my safety school, Berkeley.

by the S Tree March 19, 2009

Java School

A computing department within a shit university that teaches one language usually very badly.

Ali: Yo, Ahmed is you doing programming this semester innit?

Ahmed: Yes bruv me is doing Java

Ali: Oh my days we is one of them Java Schools

by Johnywadd February 9, 2010

Public School

Breeding ground for people whose families don't love them enough to teach them anything.

I love my son, but my daughter's going to public school.

by Ravio February 5, 2015

Middle School

A place that your elementary teachers tell you will be SO cool. Then you get there and all it is is a bunch of girls destroying each other's self confidence and a bunch of boys getting in fights over stupid shit. Usually is kids from 6th-8th grade. Most people call it the worst school period. I would have to agree. Between middle and highschool, you can either have the best time of your life, or the worst. It all depends mainly on how you look, which is horrible, but the truth. Everyone believes in stereotypes in middle school. It's mainly a big group of kids judging each other. No one cares if you're mean or a whore as long as you're a pretty person. This is the point when everyone starts to worry about what people think of them. Girls are supposed to wear the right amount of makeup, keep their hair perfect, wear the right clothes, etc. Boys are supposed be tough, have abs, be attractive, etc. It's all just a bunch of bull shit and kids are cruel. It will most likely be much MUCH worse than any other time in your school years.

Middle school was the worst time of my life.

by Ham!!! March 4, 2011

High School

Purgatory

High School is the place you go when you'r too bad for heavan and too good for hell.

by HarrsGirl May 12, 2009