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nerd

a nerd is someone who stays in their class while passing period, lunch or after school and jerks off. they usually like to cum on their teachers face and make them give head, now I've been in a situation like this. another term for nerd is queef. also, nerds like to go in the bathrooms, spin around while peeing and while doing this is the girls bathroom. now if you have this happen to you call the life line 002
Gabby!! Zay is a nerd ahh!!
by Qu33f_Eater22 October 8, 2022
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Nerd Ragin

When virgin faggots (the 208 clan) like to be trollin on xbox live and never get pussy. and get ass fucked because their dads have boundary issues.
Man 1: man that 208 clan is nerd ragin.

Man 2: yeah i know they havent got pussy their cat died.
by jayhypnosway August 20, 2010
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nerd

1. someone who frequents urban dictionary
2. someone who knows how to format definitions

"Nerd" is not a complement, it isn't someone saying you are "smart" or that you "know things". The word nerd is synonymous with 'idiot', 'loser', etc.

If you've been called a nerd, then either you have know idea why, or you have come completely to terms with your situation, and have to accept it, you nerd.
You are such a f---ing nerd. You nerd.
by younerd July 24, 2023
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nerd-vent

When a nerd has accumulated an urge to release or satisfy the act of "nerding" out or action that falls under the category of being a nerd.
An example of nerd-venting would be having lunch or dinner with a group of individuals and then abruptly stabbing your fork in the table, getting up and putting in an Episode IV Star Wars movie and watching it without regard to any of your surroundings.
Or
Making needless relations to Star Trek Next Generation and it's direct correlation to your Physics class.
by Enron? February 28, 2012
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Nerd

If you’re reading this, you’re a nerd.
“Yo, look at that nerd reading a dictionary
“Lmfao, what a nerd”
by Wayne.Kerr July 12, 2023
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bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.
Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
by isoskepsis December 1, 2018
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Nerd

A nerd is a person who studies but SAYS "I'M NOT A NERD GODAMMIT" They also might not get good marks but they STUDY WAYY TO MUCH.
My friend: Hey! Wait why are you studying so much? Lol are you a nerd?
Me: SJDAJDJSJDPASJDPASO STOP SAYING THAT BAKA-
by ImJisooImOkay September 22, 2021
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