sponge monkey

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

by Chicken March 19, 2004

monkey balls

kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .

Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls

by monicari June 24, 2007

Bread Monkey

a nigga who hungry for your paper cuz they ain't got any

you:"wats good b"
bread monkey:"ay man let me hold a dollar"

by notez September 25, 2006

Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.

GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014

corn monkey

A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.

'hey we caught some more corn monkeys'

by Ssammule August 9, 2006

jihad monkey

A derogatory term coined by Ann Coulter in reference to the Iranian President and stupid Muslims.

"...Or, as I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences."

by Fred L. October 2, 2007

monkey button

slang for poopcutter or asshole.

My girlfriend loves it when I stick it up her monkey button.

by hotkarl December 13, 2003