Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.

Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.

by PLMMJ June 12, 2024

live-light

A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.

Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?

You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light

by Gray_Brawr October 24, 2017

light thot

Flirting with everybody instead of dating them

Your a light thot because you flirting with everybody

by Kaeleylassiter March 18, 2022

Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz

These are some mighty ugly Christian lights

by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019

bud light in the loafers

See "light in the loafers"

Bob: Is Jimmy drinking what I think he's drinking?
Carl: ya... You know Jimmy. He's always been a little bud light in the loafers.
Bob. ...true. Hey. Grab my a Yeungling from the cooler.

Carl: You got it man.

by pseudosymmetry May 24, 2023

Light Drizzle

(N.) The word for any "emotional" song by Canadian recording artist Drake.

Lamarcus: Yo DJ, give us a light drizzle!

*Marvin's Room immediately starts playing*

by BOOBYBOUNCER April 14, 2016

Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 2, 2024