you have way to much time get a job
by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017
Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.
Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021
by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021
a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!
guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.
guy 1: i have witnesses!
guy 2: your crazy
guy 1: no im not!
guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.
guy 1: i have witnesses!
guy 2: your crazy
guy 1: no im not!
guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
Not having Proof*
He he he haw
He he he haw
by Cloudy69420 April 3, 2022
Hey, Rebecca.
Hey, Ethan.
Do you know what day it is?
Know what day is it
Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?
Hey, Ethan.
Do you know what day it is?
Know what day is it
Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?
by You're welcome 69 November 8, 2022
Come have a Barry is an older generations version of 'Netflix and Chill' where they'll put some Barry White on and get the Blue Nun out and raid the old haunted vagina and shake the dentures loose. It generally ends up in the brown, sweaty and needing a tissue much like he did when on stage.
I invited Doris to come have a Barry. .. we let the music play and loves themed all over her dentures
by Kristoff December 31, 2016