sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper

You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived

by one sick calf March 07, 2010

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

by November 21, 2023

does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?

Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!

by February 04, 2022

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

<.7.97.6.>I Will Have To Smack Your Back On Lately In And Out<.7.9.7.6.>

Brian "'Imaweli'" Baillie: The First Juvenile For The COuntry Of Sparta <United States Of America>

<.7.97.6.>I Will Have To Smack Your Back On Lately In And Out<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

When a girl says you have hoes

It means she thinks you’re handsome.

You have hoes does boo boo.

When a girl says you have hoes

by JohnoThomp July 11, 2024

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 13, 2021