Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.
by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020
Get the Furlough Fuckermug. For a special kind of fucker or wanker. An individual who is only capable of having sex with fish. Often mindlessly aggressive for no real reason. Only satisfied from sexual needs.
That fish fucker almost ran me over crossing the road when the sped up pointlessly to impress a bitch next to them.
by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025
Get the Fish Fuckermug. A "High-Five Fucker" refers to a nazi or neo-nazi. Specifically the nazi salute, as reaching out for a high-five resembles the over-the-head salute.
"Yo what is he wearing?"
"A swastika armband, of course it won't let be John that High-Five fucker."
"A swastika armband, of course it won't let be John that High-Five fucker."
by Hotterthanawitchestitty September 7, 2021
Get the High-Five Fuckermug. A stupid fucking prick with a huge retarded white moustache and has the worst fucking buzz cut in existence.
Atef- "Oi, have you heard of the stupid DNT teacher?"
Shanon - "Yeah, isn't that the Tucker Fucker?"
Shanon - "Yeah, isn't that the Tucker Fucker?"
by Atef Lord August 17, 2022
Get the Tucker Fuckermug. by ibesomebs November 25, 2013
Get the meanie fuckermug. by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
Get the Nun fuckermug. by Robbo November 13, 2016
Get the fountain fuckermug.