French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.
Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.
by Mbones December 09, 2018
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french peg

pegging but where it's done with a baguette instead
Oh did you hear about Bart? He got french pegged by his missus last night!
by svajotoja May 15, 2024
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French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.
Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022
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French Montana

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox
by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022
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French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 04, 2025
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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Charles the French

A funny YouTuber with 200+ videos who does comedic videos with his friend Tada the Pad Thai.
Matthew: Dude, Charles the French is so funny!
Larry: Yes, bro! He is so funny!
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