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Right To Bang

The erroneous belief - prevalent among certain groups of young males - that one is legally entitled to sexual intercourse with any female with whom one shares a birthday
B: I was born on February 20th, so I have the right to bang Rihanna.

A: You are one lucky MF. I was born on April 4th and must settle for Jamie Lynn Spears.
by bikeridetothemoon November 7, 2012
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Miranda Rights

a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
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Right

The opposite of left
by DislikeMe October 27, 2019
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My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019
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I know! Right?!

It's pretty clear what the speaker is trying to convey: "I agree."

I agree with most of the other definitions, which provide details on the subtle context/audience-dependent connotations. I agree that phrase is annoying, used by speakers who use other annoying phrases like "my bad."

I would like to add to what has been said by providing side-by-side analogs; that is, alternative, equivalent but more acceptable expressions.
Example Expressions

I can't handle this idiot any more!
I know! Right?! OR Damn straight!

In wish I brought my swimsuit.
I know! Right?! OR You're telling me!

I like this 'double it for a buck' happy hour!
I know! Right?! OR You can say that again!

I was gunning for Miss Tipsy, but I just got shut down by her fat roommate!
I know! Right?! OR Join the club!

This is good sauce.
I know! Right?! OR Yes, it is.

Let's not go to the Bubble Club. It's so damn expensive!
I know! Right?! OR You got THAT right!

I have an idea: let's strip and go wallow in the mud puddles.
I know! Right?! OR You're preaching to the choir!

Our corporate holiday event was so cheap it was insulting.
I know! Right?! OR I couldn't agree more.

They are good at talking all sexy.
I know! Right?! OR Mmm hmm!!

This is the correct line for us.
I know! Right?! OR Right you are.

Tacos.
I know! Right?! OR Yeee-ah boooooooyeeee!!

We're in trouble NOW.
I know! Right?! OR No shit.

Tonight, we wear The Boots!
I know! Right?! OR Fuckin A right!
by TimmyT-SF November 28, 2023
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My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
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