fivefootlevi

he’s very sexy and um i want him to rail me

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omg yes i want him to rail me till i can’t walk for months

by reinerscumsock March 18, 2021

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Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

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the five is the most valued number being used for clock time, and uh... other things. fun fact! five is the most even odd number but six is the most odd even number.

P1 'Five shots of rum and i'm gone.'
P2 'Dude. we've been here for four hours. this is your eighth mix of Crown and Coke. You don't even drink rum'

by Quim (dont search it up) April 24, 2021

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Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

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The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)

Dude its Fives, we should bow.

by Gatrick June 11, 2021

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