donkey

=human.

A: are u a donkey?
B: of course.

by azdinovem April 2, 2017

Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.

When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick”

by King Yamayama January 27, 2024

Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.

you ripe donkey.

by il_squid April 10, 2022

Donkey Dick

A fuel sample port adapter for aircraft.

LPO: Take the donkey dick out there and get fuel samples.

by James Ridge September 1, 2020

Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey

When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right

you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*

by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023

Donkey

A scottish word for when someone is being very stupid or unfunny

Paul: Logan Paul is my favourite youtuber!
Thomas: shut up ya Donkey

by chernobylslav August 8, 2018

Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024