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Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.
Dude just hit another swamp donkey.
by Brothersred April 2, 2024
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Donkey

One of the best characters in the Shrek movies
Donkey: “Oh this is another one of those onions things isn’t it?”

Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
by A_Daubzyeeyee April 21, 2021
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Donkey Dick

A thick, long, tubular sausage, such as an Italian sausage or bratwurst. Donkey Dicks (or DD's) are frequently encountered as a fast food at sporting events.
Give me one of those donkey dicks with mustard and onions, please!
Honey, remember to grab the donkey dicks at Trader Joes?
by Camp420Guy October 25, 2023
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Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020
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The Cincinnati Donkey Cart

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!
by Lizzinonsomezizuuuurp October 27, 2022
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Donkey slash

A donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. While the penis is covered in his own semen.
"Wow! That guy gave mia Khalifa a tremendous Donkey Slash."
by Gman0371 April 15, 2017
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