An act of courage where two men stand up and kick each other in the nuts until one of them stays down.
First kick usually does the trick if done properly :)
First kick usually does the trick if done properly :)
by azerty November 19, 2008
Song that apparently upset already depressed Joy Division fans. Kinda pathetic if you look at SongMeanings and similar sites and see their reaction to an indie band mentioning their brilliant band in a song. Oh, the song's also by The Wombats.
Teenager: Hey, did you hear that song Let's Dance to Joy Division? I love it!
JD fan: Fuck you, you don't have the right to listen to that kinda stuff... you little teenybopper.
JD fan: Fuck you, you don't have the right to listen to that kinda stuff... you little teenybopper.
by Atwood December 24, 2008
A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.
It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
by Melody Park May 07, 2006
blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'
by slaingod July 02, 2006
I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"
by Etni3s February 15, 2004
(Adj.) Advanced. Including all modern features, even unnecessary ones.
Used originally to describe stage shows and early "talkie" motion pictures. Used prominently in Fight Club.
Used originally to describe stage shows and early "talkie" motion pictures. Used prominently in Fight Club.
"You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
"The all-singing, all-dancing Mercedes Cabriolet"
"The all-singing, all-dancing Mercedes Cabriolet"
by Justin Pagano October 21, 2004
when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.
when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.
then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.
after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.
at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.
then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.
after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.
at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??
Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
by CM Punk September 25, 2007