Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

flesh cookie

a woman's vagina; fresh and warm like a cookie straight out of the oven

I'd certainly love to pull down her panties and shove her flesh cookie right in my mouth

by CanadianDudeEH! January 13, 2018

cookie

a female Vagina, or a kids snack such as chips ahoy, or the popular brand known as Oreo, but mostly a womans Vagina.

Duuuuude did you see that girls cookie last night? i ate it up!!

by JackDhoffOnUrMom January 10, 2020

Cookie Girl

Just an average girl, who acts like she’s sweet, but is actually a bitch, and not in a good way, she’s two faced , and is just your average slut,

She tastes sweet until you see the truth

That cookie girl is up to it again, what a bitch.

by 5moreminutesMOM January 21, 2020

Wood cookies

Man penis

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....

by Jayëë January 24, 2020

Pull a cookie

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.

How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*

by donolesen March 29, 2020