by Shawn too cool April 7, 2011
Get the Home Run Clubmug. You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
by Milkysym December 20, 2015
Get the The Epiphany Clubmug. A certain club that Shrek lovers are a part of. The club most commonly revolves around the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" video series. On Fridays, all involved club members must wear their "swamp club outfits," aka a lazy day outfit with sweatpants.
by sidney.shrek October 25, 2017
Get the Swamp Clubmug. Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.
by Andrew Candler November 16, 2018
Get the Edina Swim Clubmug. member 1: hey are you coming to the rassbury club meeting tonight?
member 2: yep i cant wait to diss that girl
member 2: yep i cant wait to diss that girl
by hhjgvnjl March 1, 2009
Get the rassbury clubmug. 
This is a club that's only members are guys that all teenage girls have crushes on. A few members include Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles and YOUNG Leonardo Decaprio. All men in the crush club are superior. Daddy DeVito is also included.
"Hey look at this famous celebrity, isn't he so cute!?"
"Omigosh he needs to be added to the crush club right now!!!"
They grabbed a pen and scribbled down the name Bob Duncan at the end of the list.
"Omigosh he needs to be added to the crush club right now!!!"
They grabbed a pen and scribbled down the name Bob Duncan at the end of the list.
by anonymouschicken101 May 17, 2020
Get the Crush clubmug.