Fat Clown

unwilling to work or use energy. Synonym for lazy. Only used for the most lazy people to walk the earth.

Yo Danny, pick up the ball it's right in front of you, you Fat Clown.

Ben, quit standing around and hiding, do some of the workouts you Fat Clown.

by frankmeister461 April 24, 2023

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Clown

Someone who falls for someone who is either completely not interested or a douche

I am such a clown for liking ....

My personality must be a clown because boys that play me, attract me

by Bleepbleepbloop September 4, 2019

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Clown

A man who spends money on a girl he ain't fucking or getting head from.

So you didn't fuck her and she didn't give you head? Bro you're a clown

by Savingbrosfrombeingclowns May 22, 2022

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One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.

John: Honey! Wanna hear a joke?

Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.

John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.

John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.

by Joeseph Mamushka June 13, 2021

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