chris

chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!

molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”

by a-sheisty March 16, 2022

Chris

huge cocked hunky piece of meat ( black )

Chris is black

by Cocksucker3001 November 23, 2021

Chris

A fucking chad legend. Hurt his pineapples or his dog and you die.

Bro fuck why can't I be as cool as Chris?

by person who only speaks mad fac June 28, 2020

Chris

A fun hot guy who loves sci fi and movies. Especially ones like Primer.

He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!

by SQUIRTLE August 30, 2016

Chris Mic

Chris Mic is a term used when you are in a chat or in a game and the person has shit internet and you can barley understand him/her

Bruh jerome why u got that Chris Mic damn i cant even uderstand what you are saying. did you say rush b or carbi b?

by Uncle Bazz February 22, 2020

Chris

Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.

Chris is awesome

by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023

Chris

He is just the best. The cutest, the funniest and he is a famous boy. He has se 3y abs and his below is like 100/100. He likes sports and he is sporty. He will change as he grows but it is better to always keep in touch with him. He is muscular and very big. His dic* is bigger than most of others. He likes short girls but not the one who acts SAVAGE. He has a brown hair and brown eyes. He is just the biggest and every girl has to agree.

Get his number and invite him to your house when you get friendly enough!
Chris is also funny asf.

by Damy6$$ November 23, 2021