butt donut

An inflatable ring cushion for old people with bad joints or pathetic losers who crack, chip or bruise their tailbone/butt.

When Brigitte was sent careening down the snowy hill and smashed her tailbone into some rocks at the bottom, she eventually had to buy a butt donut to sit on for 6-8 weeks.

by kittens1236 December 12, 2009

nailahs butt

Very big and not saggy

Nailahs butt is big but.... not saggy!!!!!!

by Nailahs butt March 7, 2017

butt moustache

The patch of hair that rests directly above the small of a person's back.

Look at that guy's butt moustache!

by Matt Wheeler September 8, 2006

Butt Gorilla

The Butt Gorilla is a nocturnal primate who climbs into young boy's windows at nite, and commences to have butt-secks with them. His voice sounds eerily like...your Dad's.

Boy: "Dad, I had a nightmare that a man in a gorilla suit humped my butt. And it really hurts!"

Dad (With a twinkle in his eye): "Oh, that ol Butt Gorilla must've visited you last night! Now hurry up and put this dress on!"

by jvarna5 January 30, 2008

butt plumber

A male who engages in the practice of inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another of the same sex.

Sir Elton John is a butt plumber.

by Larryfun September 3, 2005

butt fungus

A disease of the ass

Brandon has butt fungus and he can't get any dates!!!!

by brandon dinglehoff November 18, 2005

mini butt

Euphemism for a female’s shaven labia, especially if the labia are full and plump thereby resembling a small pair of butt cheeks.

The opposite of "meat curtains" where the labia are distended or are saggy and floppy or stretched out.

Said to a nude female dancer, "Show me that mini butt! Shake your mini butt!"
Used as reference to yourself (female), "After shaving, my mini butt was so firm and smooth."
As a description, "That girl's mini butt was so tight, not like the meat curtains on my ex!"

by Child of the Corn April 7, 2007