Skip to main content

boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.
Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.
by johann1965 July 6, 2010
mugGet the boner fog mug.

boner chat

When you are basically in a chatroom online with hot girls on cam and you get a boner. Also referred to as cyber boner.
Dude I was in that boner chat last night... Soooo hot
by hitman8945864 November 26, 2010
mugGet the boner chat mug.

Boner Vibe

Way too excited for anything, particularly a girl. But it can be used in any situation.
Rather than letting the girls come to him, Barney had major Boner Vibe when he was all up in the girls' faces.
by Never Boner Vibes January 27, 2011
mugGet the Boner Vibe mug.

boner-licious

1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.

2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.
dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"
by winnie-kabby January 29, 2009
mugGet the boner-licious mug.

inner boner

when a female gets a bonner inside the vagina wen turned on sexually
rob was givin his girl friend a female hj wen she got an inner boner
by sexyy chick May 13, 2009
mugGet the inner boner mug.

Fecies Boner

The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.
CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."

Fecies Boner
by Aggressive Ass Play Lover July 25, 2011
mugGet the Fecies Boner mug.

Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick
Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!
by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019
mugGet the Boner patrol mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email