by smellyfarter June 3, 2022
Get the Dumb fuckmug. the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.
old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
by old chappo March 22, 2022
Get the fuck oath bahmug. This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.
oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)
by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016
Get the fuck girlmug. This is a saying with no substance or meaning. Its primarily used to prevent uncomfortable silences while giving your dumb ass brain time to think.
by Southpause November 16, 2023
Get the Meow fuck out the waymug. by TrailRN April 4, 2022
Get the Fuck Rockmug. The most used word in the world it can be said in many different ways and have many different meanings. You can also add ING, ED or ER to the end to give it a better twist.
Example in ways you use the word.
When you take a massive shit and it prolapses your asshole we say "FUCK THAT HURT"
When you get to a rental car dealer and they don't have your car we say “You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
When you get fired from your job and on the verge of homelessness we say " IM SO FUCKED
When your friend farts in your face and you cant smell for the next week you say " JEEZ FUCKER WHAT DID YOU EAT"
When you take a massive shit and it prolapses your asshole we say "FUCK THAT HURT"
When you get to a rental car dealer and they don't have your car we say “You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
When you get fired from your job and on the verge of homelessness we say " IM SO FUCKED
When your friend farts in your face and you cant smell for the next week you say " JEEZ FUCKER WHAT DID YOU EAT"
by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021
Get the Fuckmug. by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021
Get the Matt Fucking Tomeomug.