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nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.
"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."
by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024
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Fuck

The word used to describe the feeling when something sharp cuts your skin.
Fuck! I cut myself up!
by Johnpaulloganmahogany November 9, 2023
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Skull Fuck

V. The act during a physical altercation in which an individual firmly grasps with one hand the temporal region of another individuals head. More specifically stated with their thumb firmly pressed into the eye socket region and the remaining four fingers used as a gripping vice wrapped around the back of the head. The benefit allows full control an individual better known as the aggressee or "Lil' Bitch" by the aggressor or "The Deliverer of Fuck Around And Find Outs" with something so simple and effortless like the "flick-a-da-wrist" whilst engaging in a physical altercation or better known as a "fight", "throwing down", good "ole fashion fisticuffs", and "beating the brakes off someone", or more specifically described by some as "childhood memories" "daddy why did you have to do that to mommy". If this move deemed Skull Fuck is done correctly it can end an altercation before it even starts as demonstrated as such on many occasions by one of our generations greatest Fuck & Fight Masters, DJ Searles. He has performed this move with master class and precision since the the dawn of Fuck Around & Find Outs.
1) "If you don't get the fuck away from me I'm going to Skull Fuck the shit out of you."

2) Wow, I had heard him talk about it but never thought DJ would actually Skull Fuck somebody! Did you see how fast that guy got dropped?! That's some next level Fuck & Fights right there"
by Master Fuck n Fights January 5, 2024
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Fuck life

J: man fuck life, I'm just gonna stay in bed
by Existinghere April 6, 2022
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fucking weasel

"Fucking weasel" is an insult that describes someone as sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere, similar to a "sneaky snake". The term draws from the real weasel's predatory behavior, such as stealing from hen houses, which historically gave the animal a reputation for craftiness and slyness.
Don't trust him. He's a fucking weasel.
by kam75xx August 22, 2025
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fuck it whey

Oh no I'm in so much trouble !!!! Fuck it whey
by Bobby10111 April 19, 2018
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