The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. by anonymous June 24, 2024
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Get the Bum eggmug. by Soupslip August 27, 2021
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Get the Eggmug. Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
Get the Eggs Benedict Arnoldmug. Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.
“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”
by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018
Get the egg noggingmug.