Chris is the best brother I had I love him we are brothers forever sometimes we fight for good reasons he is clumpsy as me Chris we love each other but we fight and we both get mad he plays alot sometimes he hits me and I get mad but he says sorry so I bearly get mad at him he is a nice and great and the best brother ever
I love Chris with all my heart and he does to.
by Never kev October 20, 2019
Get the Chris mug.Chris is a guy who is usually very good a basketball and will probably end up in the NBA. He's a great friend to have because he keeps it real so don't do him wrong. Tons of people thinks he's a player because he gets all the hoes, but really he just wants one girl who he won't ever let go because she tops the rest. Chris is just a all around cool guy. get you a chris.
by Shinetheshortgirl June 4, 2019
Get the chris mug.Known as "The Wizard", "Le Champion", "The Painmaker", etc. He is a former All Elite Wrestling World Champion, and has won titles in other companies as well, such as WWE and New-Japan Pro Wrestling. He runs the group known as Jericho Appreciation Society.
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The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
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